The Conte & Kenny Show Weekend Bag: Arrogance and Alcoholism on the Go
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the ultimate carryall for your wildest adventures! Introducing The Conte & Kenny Show Weekend Bag, emblazoned with the iconic "Arrogance and Alcoholism" logo that perfectly captures the essence of Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels' legendary antics. This bag is not just a statement piece; it's a lifestyle. Perfect for all your debaucherous escapades, spontaneous getaways, or just carrying your stash of booze.
- One Size: 24" x 13" (60.9 cm x 33 cm), because you’ll need all that space to fit your ego and your alcohol supply.
- 100% Spun Polyester: Just like Kenny's liver, built to endure.
- T-bottom: For extra stability, ensuring your bag doesn't topple over after a few too many.
- Cream Sheeting Interior Lining: Adds a touch of faux class to your otherwise shamelessly rowdy lifestyle.
- Assembled in the USA from Globally Sourced Parts: Because even our bags have international appeal.
Imagine strutting down the street, this bad boy slung over your shoulder, knowing you’re channeling the raw, unapologetic spirit of Conte and Kenny. Whether you’re heading to a drunken weekend at the beach, a chaotic comedy gig, or just another one of those nights, this bag has got you covered.
Joe Conte and Kenny Michaels Approved: If they can (barely) handle their lives with this bag, so can you!
Disclaimer: No actual arrogance or alcoholism was used in the making of this bag. Carry on responsibly (or not, we’re not your mom).